Anonymous asked: Maybe there's a boy and a girl hufflepuff that are both a bit shy but one day they get to talking about gender identity and stuff and tell each other that they'd both like to be the opposite gender so they sneak into Snape's secret supply to make polyjuice potion using each other's hair and just live as each other so no-one notices until they decide to come out.
Anonymous asked: Can we just like imagine queer students using Lee Jordan to come out like "AND GRYFFINDOR SCORES A POINT! BY THE WAY PADMA PATIL IS A LESBIAN AND SHE'S READY TO MINGLE" and padma is like ayyyyyyyyyyy step right up ladies
IM GONNA C RY IM LAUGHIN SO HA RD
Anonymous asked: That's by far one of the best headcanons I've read yet. "slytherin takes the quaffle! also, luna's pronouns are they, them, and theirs, and if you fuck up their pronouns, i will personally come to your dorm and--" mcgonagall grabs the mike
i have never enjoyed wearing a hat around a store so much in my ENTIRE life. this is all i want for christmas. it matches my jordan catallano denim wolf-jacket.
ohmygosh where is that?!
at the Winners in burnaby off Marine somewhere. It was eight bucks but it had this really ugly /tail/ on the back of it that I couldn’t handle and also it was shaped a little funny.
I would like one EXACTLY LIKE IT minus the weird tail… Tails don’t go on the back of yr head. Sillies.
Luna using Howler magic to anonymously send upbeat cheesy love songs to all the people she wants to cuddle with at breakfast and nobody knows who’s doing it until Ginny catches her eye from across the Great Hall one morning and turns bright red and then they just send each other cheesy love songs back and forth until they can have their first date in Hogsmeade a couple months later
November Wrap Up
WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE
PERFECT SWEET BABIES
I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like.
THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL.
This is important
IMPORTANT PINT NOISES
OMG NooOOOOOOO i’m die
So cute until the end when it’s all “back the fuck off.”
THE ENDING IS THE BEST PART
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
:: cute noise cute noise BELCH FROM HELL ::
oh my god